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I know you’re right about this. It’s just that I tend to get my feelings hurt when people tease me or make jokes about me. So I just assume that everyone is as crazy as I am, and that’s what causes the worry, I think.

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That is exactly how it was meant to be read. Thank god someone finally got the reference!

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luanneclatterbuck:

Ok so the outside looks a little wonky, but once we cut into it it’s gonna be awesome.

My dad used to make us rainbow cakes like this, sometimes even for no reason. (They were never decorated this well, but I digress.)

On my 30th birthday, I drunk dialed him and asked him to make me one.

No lie. He showed up at my mother’s house for a surprise party she and my sister threw for me two days later-with a rainbow cake.

This cake looks awesome, Kat! :)

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Llama partying up in here, up in here

lnthefade:

I’ve watched this about thirty times already and you can’t make me stop.

Paging cjhagan. Source: The Huffington Post
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nbcparksandrec:

Word.

Donna is a hero.

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Sometimes when I am a little snarky or I tease someone that they really think I’m a mean jerk.

I make jokes. And then later I realize what I said might have been construed as mean and I freak out. Generally, I will think about it for hours or days afterwards.

I have a feeling that is what has truly kept me from going for it with the comedy writing. That nagging little feeling “You’re hurting people, don’t hurt the people.”

Those people are probably done thinking about our interaction LONG before I ever am.

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-Today, as you might have seen, I babysat my cousin’s daughter. She’s 5, almost 6, and I am flat out exhausted. We played outside, washed the car, had lunch and played our faces off at the Museum Center. I’m wiped.

-I really am out of shape. I don’t think I’d have been so exhausted if I wasn’t in such bad shape. So I’ve decided to join in the Move it in May challenge. Watch out, y’all.

-Every time I say I’m out, they pull me back in. This goes for so many situations in my life at the moment. Someday I will learn when to walk away and stay away. Or walk towards and stay.

-I just finished watching Mannequin. Yes, the 1987 film. I’m a guest panelist on a “guilty pleasures” film podcast tomorrow. I’ll post a link for you guys soon. ;)

-I had so many things I wanted to get done today. I guess I’ll have plenty of time next week…since you know, no job.

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Jen & Ella’s DAY OF FUN!! And yes, that is a troll doll in my pocket. #nofilter #jenandellasdayoffun (at Wendy’s)

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mlb:

This is how you execute a relay. 

Baseball, you guys. Baseball.

mlb:

This is how you execute a relay. 

Baseball, you guys. Baseball.

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